guess whos going to see the jonas brothers this summer ^.^
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere
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when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
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you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
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can i hire ed sheeran to write my english papers